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A naked man was standing in front of a mirror holding his penis. He said very proudly another two inches long i would have been a King.His wife says from the back and another two inches less you would have been a queen.

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Apparently it has been discovered that an intellingent gene can be found in women,Unfortunatly 98% of them spit it out rather then swallow it.

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when any girl do pee in toilet come some voice but same do boy no voice come why?
answer: every boy have 7 inch long silencer so no voice

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why do pussies have hair?
to hide the hook. how do you know your in a fag bar?
all the stools are turned upside down. What’s the definition of dried fruit?
A fag with a vasectomy.
What Richard Simmons call a condom?
Seal-a-meal.