There is a guy named Steve, he is a tall, strong and very attractive guy – but unfortunately he is also a simpleton, i.e. innocent and dumb. Steve is sitting on a rather empty train across from a hot lady wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The woman realizes he is staring and asks, ’Are you looking at my pu**y?’ Steve feels guilty and apologizes “Yes, I’m sorry. I promise I won’t look at it again.” The woman turns back, but after a while smiles and looks back at him and says “Hey! It’s quite alright…it’s very talented, watch this, I’ll make it blow a kiss to you.” Sure enough the pu**y blows him a kiss. Steve, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the wonder pu**y can do. ’I can also make it wink,’ says the woman. Steve stares in amazement as the pu**y winks at him. ’Come and sit next to me,’ suggests the woman, patting the seat. Steve moves over. The woman is now visibly horny and asks Steve, ’Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?’ Stunned, Steve replies, ’What! Can it whistle, too?’
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How can you tell when a man is well hung? When you can barely get your finger between his neck and the noose
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did you hear about the new pill they came out with just for lesbiens? its called "trimenagain"
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how do you turn a woman into a cotton picker? just cut the string
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Q: Why Don’t Irish Women Like Using Vibrators? A: Because It Chips Their Teeth!
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Q.what does a old lady have in common with a pork pie A.you gotta bite the the crust then lick the jelly to get to the meat
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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of fruits. He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by colour and flavour. The children began to say: "Red...................cherry" "Yellow............... lemon" "Green.................lime" "Orange...............orange" Finally, the professor gave them all honey . After eating them for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said, "I`ll give you all a clue. It`s what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they`re assholes!!!"
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i was in health class the other day and our teacher said that sperm has sugar in in. this girl stood up and asked why it didnt taste sweet then. realizing what she said, she was really embarassed and began to leave. the teacher then stopped her and said "because your sweet taste buds are on the front of your tongue... not the back of your throat.