A tourist went to Spain for holiday and to taste their authentic cuisine as well. He went to an upscale restaurant and ordered the day’s special. After the meal, he praised that it was the best Spanish cuisine he had ever tasted and called the maitre’d over and asked what was it made of as he doesn’t know Spanish. The maitre’d answered that it was the testicles of a bull that was slain by the matador the day before. On the last day of his visit, he decided to have the meal one more time before he leaves, but this time the bull’s testicles were smaller, so he inquired the maitre’d why was that so and the the maitre’d nonchalantly answered, " Oh, it was like this. The other day, it was the matador that slained the bull but sadly as of yesterday it was the matador who was slained by the bull and those were his testicles."

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The speaker was nearing the end of her lecture on healthy eating, ’ so to sum everything up,we are what we eat.’ A big lesbian at the back of the room shouted out, ’are you calling me a cunt.’

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A man walking through a festival sees a rather strange looking piece of corn. He eats every little piece and even sucks the juice out of it. He askes the seller where did you get this great tasting corn from. The seller says, "Well a man dropped that in there when I wasn’t looking but I heard him say that his dick was useless because of too many herpies."

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One day these two ladies were at work talking, the one said her and her husband had been having some sexual issues so they went to see a therapist. Well the other lady asked what the Dr. told them. She told her that he had given them a game to play. He told the wife to go out and buy a box of donuts and for every donut she could get around her husbands penis she could eat off. He told the husband to buy a bag of grapes, and for every grape he made into his wife’s pussy he could eat it out. And the friend asked, "did this work!?" and the lady responded that they haven’t had an issue since! So that night when the one lady got home she was telling her husband about the Dr. so they decided to go and see what kind of game he could offer them. So the Dr. talked to them and then talked to each of them separately. After the session he called them both into the room and told them he was sorry but there was nothing he could do for them. They were furious! The husband said to the Dr. there must be something you can give us! So the Dr. said fine! He looked at the husband and said go out and by a bag of grape fruit and he told the wife you go buy a box of cheerios!!! LOL LOL LOL

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