Marry my daughter

Marry my daughter
Bob is applying for a job at a Fortune 500 company and at the very end of the interview the owner, Alex, finally told him that he would hire him and pay 1 million dollars a year if he would just marry his daughter. Alex told him that his daughter is as ugly as a baboon’s ass and dumb as an ape. Bob ask if he had a picture of her and Alex say’s sure and shows it to Bob. Bob cringes and tells Alex that he just couldn’t do it. Alex breaks down and offers Bob 5 million dollars a year and will give him a mansion to live in. Bob thinks about it and finally figures he could live with it and would just have to put a bag on her head when they had sex so he takes the job. After a few years, he has plenty of money and has acquired a Van Gough painting. He’s in his living room about to hang the painting and ask his wife to get the hammer. She turns around mumbling “get the hammer”, “get the hammer”, “get the hammer”. Moments later she returns with the hammer. Then Bob ask her to get the nails. She turns around mumbling “get the nails”, “get the nails”, “get the nails”. Moments later she returns with the nails. As Bob is driving the first nail, he hammers his thumb to hell and back and screams “Fuck”. His wife turns around mumbling “get the bag”, “get the bag”, “get the bag”.